THE COON (Eric Cartman)
Role: Main Character, The Friend Every Hates, Racist, Misogynist, The Liar
PL 8 (98)
STRENGTH 3
STAMINA 3
AGILITY 3
FIGHTING 12
DEXTERITY 0
INTELLIGENCE 0
AWARENESS 3
PRESENCE 0
Skills:
Athletics 10 (+13)
Deception 8 (+8)
Expertise (Singing) 4 (+4)
Expertise (Business) 5 (+5)
Expertise (Oratory) 10 (+10)
Expertise (Ventriloquism) 4 (+4)
Insight 4 (+7)
Investigation 3 (+6)
Perception 2 (+5)
Persuasion 8 (+8)
Advantages:
All-Out Attack, Equipment (Claws +1), Improved Critical (Claws), Power Attack, Ranged Attack 4, Takedown 2
Offense:
Unarmed +12 (+3 Damage, DC 18)
Claws +12 (+4 Damage, DC 19)
Initiative +3
Defenses:
Dodge +12 (DC 22), Parry +13 (DC 23), Toughness +3, Fortitude +4, Will +3
Complications:
Relationship (Kyle)- Cartman's arch-nemesis is Kyle, whom he hates for being Jewish, being preachy (ie. moral) and for antagoniozing Cartman. He hates Kyle so much that he writes him as dying of AIDS in his stories, once gave him HIV deliberately, pretended to have Tourette's Syndrome just to throw ethnic slurs and Kyle and his father, interrupted Towelie's intervention just to rip on Jews for over and hour (because nobody was allowed to interrupt during an intervention), and once got a court order to force Kyle to suck Eric's balls because he proved that he saw a leprechan. However, he grew so dependent on their rivalry and insults that he grew bored with the submissive Butters, and missed it so much that he risked his life to save Kyle's.
Relationship (Stan)- Cartman seems to tolerate Stan- the two do not fight as much as he does with Kenny or Kyle.
Relationship (Kenny)- Cartman is often seen with Kenny as a partner in crime, though he's still prone to insulting his friend (*everyone walks away* "... God I hate you, Kenny.").
Relationship (Liane- Mom)- Cartman defends his mother from others, who refer to her as a "dirty slut".
Relationship (Heidi Turner)- Cartman has a relationship with Heidi, but soon grows bored with it, and finds her moralizing to be incredibly tiresome. He also detests her "verbal abuse" of him (which is actually just her saying things he disagrees with). Eventually, he likes her a lot more after she becomes more like him.
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Hatred ("Too Many Minorities")- Cartman has an open distaste for ethnic minorities of any kind. His greatest fear is that a disaster will strike the human race, leaving tons of minorities, with him being "the only majority left".
Hatred (Jews)- Cartman holds a special hatred for Jewish people, particularly Kyle. He once attempted a Final Solution after watching
The Passion of the Christ, openly declares his love of Mel Gibson, and more.
Hatred (Gingers)- Cartman eventually added gingers to his list of people to hate, accusing them of being disgusting-looking and having no souls.
Hatred (Hippies)- Cartman was a Hippie Exterminator for a time- he finds their condescension, "tunes" and lazy nature to be anathema.
Hatred (Family Guy)- Cartman despises the show
Family Guy, believing that the offensive humor is unacceptable from anyone who isn't "just a little boy!" like him.
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Responsibility (Everyone With Their Own Race)- Despite his dislike for minorities, Cartman loves it to the point of weeping when people of the same race start dating. When a black girl joined South Park Elementary, Cartman was immediately aflutter at the idea of hooking her up with Token, and schemed to get them together.
Responsibility (Cat Lover)- Cartman actually risks his freedom in order to protect cats when the people of the town become addicted to cat pee. However, in other episodes, he abuses cats.
Responsibility (Trends)- Cartman is nearly always first to jump in with a trend. Unless it's
High School Musical themed.
Responsibility (Self-Deluded)- Cartman has a peculiar way of rewriting the past and convincing himself of certain things. He uses this to justify his own behavior, to the point where he will literally believe in these delusions.
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Enemy (Scott Tenorman)- Scott was an older kid who relentlessly pranked Cartman, and constantly got one over on him. The humiliations eventually got to the point where Cartman arranged for Scott's parents to be killed, then tricked Scott into eating chili made from their corpses. The tears of Scott's unfathomable sadness were said to be yummy.
Relationship (Stuffed Animals)- Cartman used to have bizarre conversations with his stuffed animals, as Polly Pissy-Pants, Clyde Frog and others would inform Eric of his greatness. He eventually murdered them one by one in an attempt to "grow up".
Reputation (Evil, Racist Fatass)- Cartman is probably the most hated person in South Park- his selfishness and cruelty are known to everyone.
Involuntary Transformation (Mitch Connor)- Cartman's hand occasionally takes the form of Mitch Connor, a much older man with knowledge that Cartman lacks. Connor had initially pretended to be Jennifer Lopez, carrying on a sequal affair with Ben Affleck, who left the other J-Lo to be with this one. It was believed that he had control of the hand, but it occasionally argued with him, jerked off Ben Affleck repeatedly via "oral sex", and knew the identity of Cartman's father.
Disabled (Selective OCD)- Cartman must finish the song
Come Sail Away by Styx if he ever hears the opening lyrics. This can be used to distract him temporarily.
Secret ("My Cousin and I Touched Wieners!")
Secret ("I Cry Sometimes At Night 'Cause I Don't Have a Dad!")
Secret ("I Wet The Bed Last Night!")
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Addiction (Food)- Cartman eats to excess constantly.
Obsession (Having Things)- Cartman is incredibly selfish and jealous- he insists upon getting a present for each birthday present a friend gets, and makes lists of presents that people are to buy him for his own birthday. He will throw temper tantrums in public if his mother refuses to buy him the latest in technology.
Motivation (Greed)- Cartman is intensely greedy- he has started a Crack Baby Basketball League (with unpaid "slave labor" crack babies), sold aborted fetuses, and more.
Responsibility (Clueless)- Though at times worldly, Cartman often has difficulty understanding basic knowledge. When asked what to do if a girl messes with him, Cartman suggests that he'll "kick her in the balls".
Disabled (Fatass)- Cartman is so unathletic that his attempt at becoming the Special Olympian with the most medals actually fails, because even handicapped children are better athletes than he is.
Disabled (Child)- Children are very short, have tiny arms, and aren't as fast as adults. They can never Intimidate an adult without a weapon, no matter their Presence, and are very lightweight, making them easy to pick up.
Total: Abilities: 48 / Skills: 58--29 / Advantages: 8 / Powers: 0 / Defenses: 11 (98)
-Cartman started off the "Superhero Trend" in the show with The Coon, possibly named because of racial connotations. He wields vicious claws, and has enough Complications to have limitless Hero Points.