God damnit Millar. And I checked, it was him.Jabroniville wrote: ↑Fri Aug 14, 2020 11:02 pmOh right- I forgot all about that. It's just cringey "LOL swearing and calling other comic companies' characters gay is EXTREME!" stuff.HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Fri Aug 14, 2020 9:34 pm Hey Jab, you ever gonna post those things I told you about that one Mark Millar Youngblood book? And the quotes? Or would you get in trouble?
yeah. Moore was doing something with it at least, but then he left the company i think. then they did that awful Youngblood where they were all fighting and killing one another to be part of a big multiversal youngblood team. at the beginning two of them are in a hottub and going on about how pathetic these two guys Scott and Logan are. how once a week they dress like their girlfriends and give them blowjobs. yes i think mark millar wrote that why do you ask?
lol okay here's a quote "WE're richer than Dick Cheney and getting our cocks sucked by two up and coming super teens for pete's sake. what are you complaining about?" That Battlestone saying that as he's snorting cocaine and talking to Seahawk
"I'm just sick of all the decadence, Battlestone. sick of the drugs, sick of the champagne, sick of Scott and Logan here dressing up as their girlfriends and giving us head."
and then Shaft is fighting the reanimated corpses of 1960s civil rights leader....WTF Millar?
who has stolen a single strand of Supreme's pubic hair..God in Heaven.
and Johnny Panic got a penile extension but can't pay for it so the company wants those three inches back. this is the worst shit Millar ever wrote lol. i think he's trying to parody himself but fuck
I do kinda like some of the porn titles in the shop there: Kingdom Cum, The Dick Knight Returns, Watch Women, Sex Men 2, and my personal favorite Debbie Does Asgard.
And naturally, Seahawk here, the guy who apparently just wants to help people and refuses to kill his old teammates, gets murdered to show that yes, the stakes are real and these heroes will kill each other.
God damnit Millar.